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LONDON - The loose-knit hacking movement "Anonymous" claimed Sunday to have stolen thousands of credit card numbers and other personal information belonging to clients of U.S.-based security think tank Stratfor. One hacker said the goal was to pilfer funds from individuals' accounts to give away as Christmas donations,

Now that is funny...

 

Dick in hand worth two in bush, or something like that, comes to mind.

 

Let's Google

Sen Grassley "Heads are Going to Roll"



Heads Need to Roll at DOJ Over 'Fast and Furious' ..

Grassley Wants To See 'Heads Roll' Over $16 Muffins

and the latest.....

Heads had better roll.

That’s the message from Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) and 16 other senators who are calling on Justice Department chief Eric Holder to pursue an “exhaustive” investigation into Jon Corzine’s defunct brokerage firm, MF Global.



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Year Chinese New Year Begins Animal Sign

2007 February 18 Pig
2008 February 7 Rat
2009 January 26 Ox
2010 February 14 Tiger
2011 February 3 Rabbit
2012 January 23 Squid

 

7 Killed in Apparent Murder-Suicide on Christmas
Police say the gunman in the murder-suicide that left 7 dead was wearing a Santa suit.

Said of the shooter, he always was hard to buy for.

 

My wife said, "Thank fuck that's over and done with for another year!"


As I rolled off her.

 

Christmas Story a la Brooklyn

http://www.wabcradio.com/FlashPlayer/default.asp?SPID=22807&ID=2050461

 

Irish Christmas Song

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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where
around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.

She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago
where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I
would get it for you one day".

His wife said crying, "yes I remember that jewelry store".
He said, "well I'm in the bar next to it."