A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irving! All he wants is anal sex and my butt hole is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an eight-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $10,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?"
She couldn't be Jewish. Jewish women don't put out that way. Trust me. You're lucky if you get missionary style a couple times a week. Ba da bing!