Forward test: If 480 is taken out, that will be a new eight week low. Short if 480 is taken out. 20 cent ($1,000) trailing stop.
The Anti-DOLT: JR: Alex, thanks for coming back on the show. AJ: I'm a patriot, Johnny! JR: Well, Mr. Jones. I am glad you brought that up. Did you ever serve in the military? AJ: I played Texas, High School Football. It doesn't get any more patriotic than that. JR: That's funny. Speaking of patriots, you dedicated a large portion of today's show to Ted Nugent. AJ: That's right Johnny. Wang tang sweet poon tang! It doesn't get any more patriotic than that. JR: God bless America and its delectable variety of poon. Back to Ted though. AJ: Johnny did you serve in the military? JR: When I was 27 I met with an Army recruiter. AJ: Trying to make your Daddy proud. JR: Now that's funny. My Dad's exact words were, "The Army puts people like you in jail." AJ: At least you tried. JR: Not really. I thought it was a good thing to do to get off drugs. AJ: You must have never been around someone in the Army!! JR: Not until rehab. Glad I followed my Dad's advice. Speaking of jail? Let's get back to Ted. AJ: The motor city madman has never been to jail. What are you going to do? Bring up his wife and the TSA? JR: Nah. Mistakes happen. Did you know he tried to marry a 17 year old girl, as a grown man? AJ: Well, he didn't! But he did become her legal guardian!! JR: That brings a whole new meaning to having your lady call you Daddy. AJ: I will whoop your scrawny little ass Johnny! JR: The only thing between us is air and opportunity. (I visibly suck the air out of the room). AJ: Now that's funny! So why am I here today? Besides ratings?! JR: Let's have a "TED talk!" AJ: Look Johnny, Ted is a board member of the NRA. It doesn't get any more patriotic than that! JR: Great lead in. You are a showman. You remind me of a Southern preacher! AJ: You have Jesus tatooed on your neck. Why are you always bashing Christians? JR: Jesus was a revolutionary! Not a missionary!! Besides, Jesus took the Church to the woodshed every chance he got. My kind of dude!! AJ: Don't bore me with your monologues. Why am I here today? JR: Did you know the Motor City MOTORMOUTH shit his pants when faced with going to Vietnam?! AJ: Look. That didn't happen. He was sand bagged by a writer!! Damn. More fake news!! JR: Okay. Let's say you are right. Even though he said it twice. AJ: Didn't happen Johnny! JR: Okay. It didn't happen. What about his other excuse? AJ: Are you talking about his foray into the Hallowed Halls of Higher Learning? JR: Oooh, I like that. I am an alumni of a community college myself. Liberal Arts degree! AJ: Damn communist! JR: I thought we liked the Russians now? JR: C'mon Alex. Don't fume. Do a bump instead. AJ: You're not so bad Johnny. JR: I wish I could say the same for you Alex. JR: Thanks for stopping by the anti-DOLT. AJ: I will whoop your scrawny little ass!! JR: Air and opportunity, Alex. Any time. Any place. Bare knuckle brawls my brother!!
This thread is 60 pages long. -- What's the bottom line, Are you really profitable and successful and rich, Johnny Rock...or really broke, right now , within your trading situation, Your avatar face reminds me of a cross...between actor Sam Elliott and a lemon. 2018 ET.
JR: We have had some excellent guests on our show: Alex Jones, the ghost of Jesse Livermore, but tonight is special. JR: Our special guest tonight is @lawrence-lugar. A man among men! Lawrence, welcome! Is it okay if I call you Larry? LL: Call me Sugar! JR: Was that your nickname when you were a prize fighter in your younger days? LL: Prize fighter? Not me. It is a nickname though. JR: [Silent pause. Its a storm chaser trick that I learned when I first started dating. Most people cannot take silence. I wait for Sugar to volunteer more information.] LL: The brothers gave me that moniker in Junior High because they said I had a little Sugar in my tank. JR: Wow! Very forthcoming on your part Larry. LL: Call me Sugar, please. JR: Okay Sugar. What's the secret to your market success? LL: Anonymity!! JR: You are sucessful, right? LL: Johnny, you remind me of a lemon! JR: How so? Like a bad car that you can't return? LL: NO! That sour look on your face in the profile pic. JR: [I laugh, sincerely.] You are my favorite troll. LL: What's the point of your journal? JR: Where is your journal? LL: I find that I can be much more effective by spreading my love around. JR: Like a big bowl of Sugar? LL: They certainly don"t call me Sugar because of my sweet personality. But I am trying to help! JR: No doubt! You have certainly helped my trading. LL: So, you are a successful trader then? JR: Fuck no! The only thing I have ever been successful at is reading people! LL: Can you read me? JR: Hmmm. That's a trick question. But I will give it a shot. But first, what is the secret to your trading success? LL: Every day is a battle. Its like a prize fight. Slip the market jabs. Bob and weave as you close the distance. Two quick, powerful body blows, then a lead right hook that cracks their fucking jaw. Fights over! JR: Is that your trading plan or did you just describe a Mike Tyson fight?! LL: If that doesn't work, bite their fucking ear off. JR: Oh, so that is your trading plan. LL: It all depends. The market is fluid. Yiu have to be like water. JR: Bruce Lee? LL: Nope. Rachel Ray! JR: Well, you certainly seem to be an expert on many subjects. I heard you have a diet book on the horizon? LL: No doubt. I have expertise in so many areas! JR: Apparently so. I do love the internet age. LL: Was that a shot? JR: Not at all. I am just saying that in this day and age I believe one can accomplish almost anything, given a certain threshhold of aptitude and persistence. LL: Haven't you lost a ton of money in tje market? JR: More than I have won, for sure. I have rode a couple of nice lucky streaks. But you know how that goes, right? LL: I have never been lucky. Skill baby! Natural talent. Good looks. 133 IQ. And a 12 inch dong! JR: Damn! You can't get much luckier than that. It sounds like you have it all. LL: That's right Johnny! JR: Well, thanks again for stopping by, Sugar. I am looking forward to your diet book. Were you ever fat? LL: Even if I was I could still see my monster cock. JR: Fair enough, Larry. LL: Sugar, please. JR: That's all the time we have for tonight. Thanks Sugar!!
F'n hilarious. Will Sugar be back tonight for a continuation of the interview? There's so much more to cover.
Johnny Rock should be a writer on The Simpsons, instead of flailing around trading. -- Talk about Think or Swim. I just made 80% today in my paper trading account. or $4,000. 2018 ET. To net 4K in a laundromat...it would take you two months. I just bought a pecan pie and whip cream at Walmart. and two American flags. and two champagne bottles. and Ground Cumin. I love dogs...I feel like wrestling with them on the ground after a profitable day trading. I'm telling you...look into, and trade, options. That's where a retail trader could do the most damage with their trading/gambling acct. I flirted with a lady dentist today on her YouTube channel. After she replied to my previous inquiry ending it with a ; ) face. I plan on getting InstaSmile teeth. Imagine...having a perfect, movie star, smile...it's a life and mood changer. I want a Porsche 911 and a girlfriend. I'm as single as shit. and a virgin.
Wait a minute. A paper trading account. Next thing you know you will admit to having an average size dong. Seriously, Larry; if you read all 60 pages you will know I am broke, this journal is a tribute to @tampa and if I can work on my writing/creative skills, being paid for that would be awesome. I would still trade because its a passion. For now, it is what it is. I have traded ootions in the past and it only exacerbates a lucky streak. Without an edge, it also does extreme damage to any real money that I once had. My mind is set on commodoties for a few different reasons. And my dogs play with me, even on tue losing days.