Joe Lunchbucket

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Aquarians, Feb 19, 2019.

  1. Well I'm not entirely sure why you call him that, originally wanted to call this thread "C2H5OH", but eventually I might have figured it out.

    I hope you realized that more than 50% of my posts on this site are me being drunk. OK, 90%.

    But lemme give you a short lesson in statistics: how representive is that 1-2% of my life for the total figure? ;)

    Cheers!
     
  2. Don't think just because I'm drunk I'm irrational. Think when I sober up you find a 10,000x more Joe Lunchbuckets (down to Earth that is).

    Why, apart from this being a niche forum, don't I give a fuck about you knowing I'm drunk at this point?

    1) Because as some piece of shits on this forum are projecting power over me "they wouldn't / ain't gonna hire me".

    Well fuckers. First you've no power since this forum has the "individual ban" feature (which the Bolsheviks simply called "execution").

    2) Then, I admit. You're right. I just halved or worse, DECIMATED my chances for a job. From 2% to 1% or worse, 0.2%!

    Have you ever met not Bolsheviks but Germans? Not even that, Habsburgs?

    3) ...

    Not on this forum though it's pretty high standard by my low standards :)