ET knows me primarily as a developer of neo-ante-post-modernist trading indicators. As such I have the disctinction of revealing more new indicators to ET in the past few years than any other serious poster here. Less well known is that I am a private developer of trading systems for handecapitated traders (see my systems for trading blind and trading without a brain, among others). In this regard also I have given ET more new systems than any other poster, if you ignore the frequent revisions Jack Hershey has made to SCT in response to criticism. Continuing in this spirit of sharing with the community, I will demonstrate step-by-step (and inch-by-inch) how to develop a speciously plausible trading system from scratch. It is my aspiration to be an inspiration to charlatinous promoters everywhere. Along the way, perhaps ET will recognize itself, learn something about flatu-fraudulent gurus, and perhaps even pick up a trading trick or two. I invite all system developers on ET to kibbitz or kibbutz at their pleasure.