Jesus and Santa are white

Discussion in 'Religion and Spirituality' started by CaptainObvious, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    #21     Dec 13, 2013
  2. LEAPup

    LEAPup

    Again, I went ahead and fixed your five errors, as you really enjoyed correcting Luke's single non-grammatical "error." I also anxiously await finding out what I said to Phoenix.
     
    #22     Dec 13, 2013
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    #23     Dec 13, 2013
  4. #24     Dec 13, 2013
  5. Redneck

    Redneck

    In my house.., there better be only one Santa..., and his ass better be white… or some shit will be hittin the fan

    Your household may vary :)


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    As for Jesus - never met the man - yet

    RN
     
    #25     Dec 13, 2013
  6. Along with the rest of the universe he was mostly nothing. He was 99.999% empty space.
     
    #26     Dec 13, 2013
  7. jem

    jem

    I doubt the light would care about what color you picture the light being because light contains all the colors.

    While you have the light, believe in the light so that you may become sons of light."
     
    #27     Dec 13, 2013
  8. DHOHHI

    DHOHHI

    Beats the fact you're 100% empty space. And have an IQ of 70 - 80 at best IMO.
     
    #28     Dec 13, 2013
  9. stu

    stu

    Maybe Megyn Kelly is confused after imagining Bing Crosby was singing "I'm dreaming of a White Jesus ".

    But at least Santa and Jesus do have something in common.
    They're both myth.
     
    #29     Dec 14, 2013
  10. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    As is your cranium.
     
    #30     Dec 14, 2013