CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide. “We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.” Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data. “Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned. “And—I swear—that’s all we know.” https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
How is it apparent suicide by hanging.???? Did they find a sheet or rope around his neck or not? It is not frickin rocket science. It is not like he hung himself in the morning and it finally took.at.6.pm... Fishy!
Looks like you’ve been on the couch all day swizzling, eating and posting all day, another productive day in Anytown USA/Canada.
Says the guy who stalked an ET poster and got him fired from his job over a chat room disagreement. You’re a fucking spineless cunt.
Posting all day? I’ve been roadtripping. You, on the other hand.... How does Dessy’s butthole smell today? Any different than yesterday?
You Tube interesting this morning. We all know how it works. The more similar videos you watch the more they pop up on the main page. No mystery there. Typically this carries over one day to the next, and the next, and so on. Yesterday I, like most everyone on the planet, was watching some vids regarding this Epstein story. The more I watched, the more videos came up, just like usual. This morning I head on over to You Tube thinking there will be more stories, which there are, just not on the main page, NOT ONE. Not on that page, not on the next page, or the next, or the next, or any subsequent page. You have to do a search for them. Message has been received loud and clear, bury the story, but there's no conspiracy. Riiiiight.