Japanese Museum Dared Thieves to Steal Massive Gold Block

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by biggerfish, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. ElCubano

    ElCubano

    That was sold way before it was stolen... there is a very high probability it was an inside job...it almost always is....peace
     
    #11     Mar 22, 2007
  2. Why smelt it?
    Theyd be cool just wearing it as is, wouldnt they? Uber bling.

    "Hey man, great necklace. Uh, is that, uh, a giant block of gold?"


    "Yeah........................yeah it is. "

    "........cool............."


    "Word."
     
    #12     Mar 22, 2007
  3. infooo

    infooo

    soo funny :D
     
    #13     Mar 22, 2007

  4. WTF man??????? How come you get his jokes but mine you start hammering down on me???? Don't be a hater man or I'll break out the 'moose' comment again!:mad:
     
    #14     Mar 22, 2007
  5. infooo

    infooo

    yeah "steaming" was good

    I actually visualized it steaming :p

    anyway, let me make it up to you

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    #15     Mar 22, 2007
  6. Three (not two, not one) masked men (not casual bypassers), in broad daylight (not at night, or in the gloom of dusk, electric lights notwithstanding) , grab a humungous brick of gold from an exhibit.

    And the attendant noticed their "footsteps"??



    Gee, i guess they would have got away totally clean if they'd just worn their socks.

    Maybe some of those rubber sole tabi-boots, and a ninja outfit, nobody would have been the wiser.

    :)

    attendant :"What are you doing with that huge chunk of gold exibit?"

    robbers; "oh, were taking it for, ah......cleaning????'

    attendant; "Oh, ok. Here's some money for some tarn-off, have a nice day. Why are you wearing ninja suits?"

    robbers;" Becauuuuse......because......ahhh.....black absorbs light rays that make tarnish, so we........dont have to reclean it while we bring it back?? Yes, thats it!! Reduces tarnish!"

    attendant; "Oh, how thoughtfull."

    robbers; *phew*
     
    #16     Mar 22, 2007