Jakejones converts away from Judaism

I used to be a Jew.

But I have become sick of how my race has slaughtered chickens to make chicken soup.

I have created a new religion, Chickenism.

If you love Chickens, join me.

I am very eggcited about this truly eggcellent religion.

Jack Jones Cohen

 

Have you talked to a doctor about this?

 

I have a religion for you. You can join my religion and worship the Sun. The Sun is the source of all life on the planet and is the provider of warmth and everything I consume. It truely is great. Unlike most other religions, I can actually see the Sun. Pretty cool deal, huh?

 

I would think you should be more upset that 78% of American Jews voted for your friend B.Obama.

The Jews love to vote for Obama.

 

And now you're just a dumb fuck troll?