It's snowing.

Discussion in 'Politics' started by jnbadger, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. I'm completely comfortable betting your life that agw is non-sense.
     
    #31     Apr 20, 2013
  2. It's called emigration, humans have been doing it for thousands of years.
     
    #32     Apr 20, 2013
  3. pspr

    pspr

    Go screw your brother or something. We'll let you know when it's children's hour at the forum.
     
    #33     Apr 20, 2013
  4. Gee I guess virtually all the world's climate scientists and all it's science organizations and the weather channel didn't know that.

    No CO2 and temperatures are almost perfectly in synch. There is essentially no lag. There were times, one of which is now, that CO2 lead temps higher. The wide swings in temperature that earth has undergone is largely due to the greenhouse effect of CO2. Because CO2 is greenhouse gas. You do know that right? The concept is pretty simple.

    BTW, the majority of scientists predicted global warming in the seventies.
     
    #34     Apr 20, 2013
  5. What is wrong with you?

    You do know that insults and the vehemence of your "argument" does not make it any more valid.
     
    #35     Apr 20, 2013
  6. Are you capable of writing a coherent reply? Its OK if you can't, check with your local community college - they can help.

    Assuming you're out of high school and have actually passed a remedial writing class... then what is your point? Are you trying to sound smart?

    Along with pspr, your basic analytical skills are weak. In case you need a reference:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analytical_skill

    Where did I make a statement regarding my personal opinion? All I'm doing is calling out an idiot when I see one.

    pspr and you make the conservatives on this site (me being one of them) look bad. Stop. Think before you reply. You're the reason the conservative party is failing America.
     
    #36     Apr 20, 2013
  7. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    And how do we "deal" with a "problem" man did not cause and can not control?
     
    #37     Apr 21, 2013
  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Makes as much sense as anything from FC.

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    #38     Apr 21, 2013
  9. All I'm doing is calling out an idiot when I see one.
     
    #39     Apr 21, 2013
  10. Max E.

    Max E.

    It snowed 67 times on my house in canada this winter, i pay people 100 dollars a month to clear it, these people were literally shovelling every second day all winter, i figured out if i had paid them minimum wage i would have had to pay 600 a month this winter, these guys were banking on same amount of snowfall as the last 10 years, so they thought they would have to do it twice a month for a hundred bucks. I felt so bad for them i stroked them a cheque for five hundred bucks even though they never asked.



    On behalf of those of us who have to deal with the white devil i givevyou thi timeline which sums up excactly how long the love affair snow lasts. :D

    December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

    December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of stupid snow last night. More shoveling. Took all day. That stupid snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

    December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to use the restroom. By the time I got undressed, went and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the jerk is lying.

    December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but I think she's lying.

    December 24: 6" today. Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the jerk who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his hair. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at about 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for that stupid snowplow.

    December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.

    December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

    December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.

    December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THAT WOMAN is driving me crazy!!!!!

    December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

    December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

    December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

    January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
     
    #40     Apr 21, 2013