Some people say that the limeys are our closest ally, but I disagree. For a start, the limeys harbor anti-semitic tendencies, have rotten teeth and rarely have a shower. But our Israeli allies trained us for counter insurgency warfare in Iraq and Afghanistan. Israel has been such a strong ally, it is our turn to help Israel in its time of need. Syria and Iran are messengers of Satan, since they seek to destroy what Israel, what the Holy Bible calls the land of God's Chosen People. Let's unite as Americans and support our best ever ally, Israel. May God bless USA and Israel in the war on evil terrorism.