Israel launches "preemptive strikes" against Iran

Discussion in 'Politics' started by insider trading, Jun 12, 2025.

  1. Heh, the Internal Security Headquarters is where the regime goons watch pornhub all day long while keeping files on citizens who watch bootleg videos of Lavern and Shirley and Gilligan's Island.


    Israel-Iran Attacks LIVE: Tehran's Internal Security Headquarters Destroyed, Claims Israel
     
    #291     Jun 18, 2025
  2. The President of Iran calls Trump & tells him "I had a dream last night...."
    "New York was in ruins & aflame, with Iranian flags flying above."

    Trump replies: "Funny, I had a dream last night too. Teheran beautiful and prosperous, happy people celebrating in the streets, with big banners hanging everywhere."

    "What did the banners say?", asked the Iranian President.

    "I don't know," Trump answers, "I can't read Hebrew."
     
    #292     Jun 18, 2025
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  3. Ya know I hear Iran has no Walmarts
    Only Targets.
     
    #293     Jun 18, 2025
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  4. Word on the street is Iran needs new generals.

    Trump is doing so great, he’s even creating jobs in Iran.
     
    #294     Jun 18, 2025
  5. vztrdr

    vztrdr

    [QUOTE="TreeFrogTrader, post: 6146104, member: 499789"
    Trump is doing so great, he’s even creating jobs in Iran.[/QUOTE]
    :D
     
    #295     Jun 18, 2025
  6. vztrdr

    vztrdr

    אבל מה שחסר לנו היא יציאת האוזניות.
     
    #296     Jun 18, 2025
  7. Missing headphones?
     
    #297     Jun 18, 2025
  8. vztrdr

    vztrdr

    Lol... something like "more MAGA hats." :D
     
    #298     Jun 18, 2025
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    #299     Jun 18, 2025
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  10. according to google translate:

    "But what we're missing is the headphones."
     
    #300     Jun 18, 2025