islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers-for-sexual-resemblance

http://bikyamasr.com/50403/islamic-...ing-bananas-cucumbers-for-sexual-resemblance/

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"The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.”"

Next men will have to only eat donuts in pieces

 

Maybe the sheikh has a personal issue/ problem with looking at woman holding bananas and loses his self control. He needs to control others to control his own desires...

anyway, hilarious reply attached...

 

Has anyone else noticed how utterly scared to death male Muslims are that their women might enjoy sex or cheat on them?

I mean you've got to be one pathetic lover to be that fucking insecure.

 

the sheikh has work orifice space here

 

Nah, not pathetic or insecure. Just homo. They want all the dick for themselves.

 

Ah, this may very well explain liberals acceptance of Islam. Most of them are into dick as well.

 

not bad.

seriously, they just have a better handle on their women than we do.