Islam, a Religion of Suicide

Discussion in 'Religion and Spirituality' started by sKaLpZ, Jul 16, 2005.

  1. In the current context the Shias are very happy with America for achieving their objective of removing Sunni dominance in Iraq. They may not say it so openly but talk to any Shia and he will agree on this.
    The Sunnis are the one who are having a major problem with this changed scenario. Read the newspapers in Iraq or Iran, they all refer to suicide bombers in Iraq as Sunni terrorist.
     
    #61     Jul 17, 2005
  2. JJ is definitely a bomber.

    Well, what I mean is, his songs bomb.
     
    #62     Jul 18, 2005
  3. LMAO!!! :D :D
     
    #63     Jul 18, 2005
  4. If I converted to Islam, I'd start out small, maybe ignite a pack of matches in my hand... then gradually move up to taping a couple firecrackers to my chest, lighting them... later moving on to being a firebreather....

    <img src=http://www.cormix.info/images/34,FireBreather(A11)%20copy.jpg>
     
    #64     Jul 18, 2005
  5. traderob

    traderob

    Great post Sam.

     
    #65     Jul 18, 2005
  6. nobody's going to blow themselves up for politics.

    maybe get a blowjob, but not blow themselves up.
     
    #66     Jul 18, 2005
  7. wouldn't the ultimate sex video involve terrorist bombers?

    she's going down on him, he finally throws his head back wide-eyed, let's out a moan, at the same time reaches over and pulls the trigger >>>KABOOM<<<

    It could be titled, Deep Threat.

    And a sequel having just lesbians, titled, Bombing Bimbos.

    Would definitely be top sellers in the middle east.
     
    #67     Jul 18, 2005
  8. The solution is obvious then.

    The Surgeon General just has to post warning labels on each edition of the Koran:

    WARNING. Reading the text of this book can produce minor side-effects. Becoming a suicide bomber.
     
    #68     Jul 18, 2005
  9. You counteract "killers" with better intelligence agencies

    They blow them up.

    and police departments,

    They blow them up, too.

    education of people

    They blow the people up AND the education centers.

    and prosperity worldwide for people who are oppressed.

    They blow up the oppressed.

    Additionally, having a foreign policy that is fair, and treats Israel with objecitivy,


    They blow Israelites up, too.

     
    #69     Jul 18, 2005
  10. still very funny, even after decades! :D
     
    #70     Jul 18, 2005