Is this one of the greeks yet?

Well, that´s kinda obvious.

- market in summer doldrums: check
- retail feels empowered because insties lost a fraction of their OPM in memestocks: check
- OP no idea how options work: check
- OP trying to outsmart MMs and vol traders with a Phrench Trade that he made up from closing prices: check

Can only be AMC and GME

 

I hope he shorts those GME calls and they repo his Gallardo.

 

I hope Barron raises the minimum trading IQ to over 50.......

 

Nah, he'd lose too many members.