Is average hedge fund just a parasitic life form?

Discussion in 'Trading' started by 931, Jun 20, 2020.

What do you belive?

  1. Yes 100%

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  2. Yes

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  3. No

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  4. Not possible, parasites dont exist in financial sector.

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  5. Its more complicated than that. (please explain)

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  6. Yes , the system works similarly to hookworm

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  7. Yes , the system works similarly to hookworm, but the hook in mental.

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  8. Yes , the system works similarly to tapeworm

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  9. Yes, social parasitism.

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  10. Not possible, parasites dont exist at all, universe is one and it eats itself.

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  1. We're all parasites in the markets...
     
    #11     Jun 20, 2020
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  2. ironchef

    ironchef

    But we don't charge 2/20. :D
     
    #12     Jun 20, 2020
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  3. 931

    931

    Just like hedge fund provides liquidity if it has market access,i suppose tapeworm also provides some sort of liquidity if it has access to digestive system.

    Also both seem to have similar goal to grow.
     
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    #13     Jun 20, 2020
  4. newwurldmn

    newwurldmn

    Generally returns are posted net of fees
     
    #14     Jun 20, 2020
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  5. ironchef

    ironchef

    Same here, ours are net of food and rents. :p
     
    #15     Jun 20, 2020
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  6. Nobert

    Nobert

    One Billion episodes too many. ;)

    The true parasites, are cooking the books, like those $2B missing in that company from Germany.

    There are parasites in every hierarcy and in every single institution out there.
    Maybe even some countries, has parasitic aspects to em too.

    It's everywhere. And especially in human nature.
    Some deal with it & some fall for it.

    I almost took 5 digits of dirty money. That would have made me a parasite for sure.
    But instead, it will be a legal credit of a lesser size.
    And will remain uncorrupted.

    While the Theranos CEO would be a higher level of a gold digger, some alien type of parasitic life form.
    (Sociopath/covert narcissist)

    She even has plans for the new project (laughs)

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    #16     Jun 20, 2020
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  7. Dazz

    Dazz

    #17     Jun 20, 2020
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  8. themickey

    themickey

    Would that not be housing Real Estate Agents?
     
    #18     Jun 21, 2020
  9. 931

    931

    In parasitic hierarcy real estate agent seems related to a trader inside hedge fund with salery + result oriented bonus.

    Trader working in fund has to make more right choices then wrong not to lose bonuses or job.

    Real estate agent working in agency also can get better regions or real estate deals with better fix but most likely no drawdown with bad decisions, just lesser growth.

    As far as i know 2008 was also about organized loan overflow by banksters involving real estate and investment + corrupted rating agencies.

    In my opinion real estate its just different operation of the same human nature soup.

    I dont think real estate investor is fundamentally any different from stock investor.
    It takes experience to evaluate areas, buildings , repair costs , potential etc. , just like with stocks.
    Also good if understand overall housing market direction.

    Real estate agent who is part of agency might be on safer parasitic ground but also less potential reward.
     
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    #19     Jun 21, 2020
  10. Ninja

    Ninja

    IMHO they are.

    And at the same time there is nothing wrong with that. One way or the other we as humans are all parasites on this earth and in this universe.

    So on a certain level what hedge funds do is very natural.
     
    #20     Jun 21, 2020
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