Interview with God

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Thunderdog, Jan 12, 2008.

  1. Hold on a second here.. I've seen God - on the dome of the Sistine Chapel. Definitely not a "her" . Biceps at least 22 inches - and that was before steroids.
     
    #21     Jan 15, 2008
  2. "Before I was messed up on drugs, now I'm messed up on the Lord"

    ------- Tommy Chong
     
    #22     Jan 15, 2008
  3. She's not gonna like seeing that when She signs in to read ET.
     
    #23     Jan 15, 2008
  4. Pretty good, Nutmeg. Did you write this?
     
    #24     Jan 15, 2008
  5. On reading this I was going to erase the post but then I thought "Naw - my God can take your God in an armwrestle any time so why should I back out. Besides, if your God's omniscient then She's already aware of my post.

    Just in case though, I'll leave a night light on tonight and stay awake as long as I can. When the sun comes up I don't worry much about what God might do to me.
     
    #25     Jan 15, 2008
  6. No. Found it on the net.
     
    #26     Jan 15, 2008

  7. Armwrestle is on.

    Homegirl vs God TBA.
     
    #27     Jan 15, 2008
  8. Ya, it is unfortunate when that happens. Fortunately for all of us He is patient. :)

     
    #28     Jan 15, 2008
  9. On second thought the best I can give you is even odds. My guy's only a little bigger than Adam ( Sistine Chapel again ); Homegirl might be some 10-foot amazon for all I know.
     
    #29     Jan 15, 2008
  10. Oh. OK. It's clever.
     
    #30     Jan 15, 2008