Intelligent Design is not creationism

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Teleologist, Nov 4, 2006.

  1. 2cents, just in case you haven't seen this. You seem to be engaging the troll in this thread, but always remember ...

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    #291     Nov 12, 2006
  2. More troll gobbledygook

     
    #292     Nov 12, 2006
  3. Artie21

    Artie21

    It's not Creationism, but back door Creationism with an ambrosia of modernity. So, it isn't a literal acceptance of Genesis. Big deal.

    The point is it is not science either.
     
    #293     Nov 12, 2006
  4. Thanks for proving my point, Zeleologist!
     
    #294     Nov 12, 2006
  5. Nonsense. Quote me a single sentence in which Dawkins refer to himself as a "Darwinist." It's a title that the religious zealots and ignorant media put on him, against his own protests.

    Here is what he actually said: "Contrary to my rather ludicroos reputation as an 'ultra-Darwinist' (a slander I would protest more vigorously if the name sounded less of a compliment than it does), ..."

    Indeed, any serious scientist would consider being called "Darwinist" a slander.
     
    #295     Nov 12, 2006
  6. lol... why do I think that Zeleologist will fail to provide any evidence for his assertion that Dawkins referred to himself as a Darwinist.

    Zeleologist, you're outed....again.
     
    #296     Nov 12, 2006
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    Quote from 2cents:

    which question is it u want answered that i haven't yet answered in the last n pages my son?
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    i see u have no questions son, and that is fine, for the Creator has answered them all... he is the Answer... you go in peace now and play with yr little friends in the park...
     
    #297     Nov 12, 2006
  8. Santa Claus theory:

    Axiom 1: Santa Claus IS Santa Claus

    Axiom 2: Everything that is IS Santa Claus
    (Axiom 2', preferred by the SantaClaulologians: Santa Claus IS Everything that is)

    Axiom 3: Nothing IS NOT Santa Claus (and form an abelian group with Santa Claus...)

    THATs common sense my son...

    what do u want for Xmas again?

    Santa Claus
     
    #298     Nov 12, 2006
  9. no more no less than a contemporary scientist would consider being called "Newtonian" a slander in the age of General Relativity & Quantum Mechanics but that doesn't remove anything from Newton, Darwin etc major achievements in the face of the church's obscurantism...
     
    #299     Nov 12, 2006
  10. thks Nik but zizzz's not trolling... he just lacks the brains to understand what defines a scientific theory, what randomness means and Santa Claus knows what else... but he does understand that science & knowledge represent a threat to his family the bozos out there, cause it blows away their creator-based fairy tales one after the other... bit of a bummer... gotta give 'em that :p :p :p
     
    #300     Nov 12, 2006