Hence the modification: How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
Trouble just follows AfterLos everywhere he goes “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” ― Albert Einstein
In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present. Lao Tzu