Ok, here's the scoop. A friend of mine that's on the Obama LGTSC (Lets Get This Shit Changed) committee told me these will be the first changes Obama will make before he spends his first night in the White House. 1) Change out those boring Presidential Limo wheels for some of those huge, chrome, spinning, clown wheels. 2) Remove those outdated John Wayne and Ronald Reagan DVD's from the video library and replace them with titles like "Yo Moma's Big Butt", The CrackPipe Kid, and "Spank that Ho One More Time". 3) Paint over the flag on the tail of AirForce One, with a portrait of Bill Ayers. 4) Non stop MoTown hits will be played during daylight hours at the White House. Strongly considering changing the name to Black House. 5) He's just gotta have a huge poster of Louis Farrakhan's "Mother Ship" somewhere in the Oval office. Advisors are strongly opposing this.