Infomercial?

Discussion in 'Trading' started by EqtTrdr, Apr 19, 2003.

  1. I hear that if you train to become a NYSE specialist then you can make a good living. Something about frontgunning, or front...something.
     
    #21     Apr 20, 2003
  2. small

    small

    There is a reigning infomercial champ and their name is wizetrade. They also run the seminar game, and in the past year I have stayed at 3 different hotels that were hosting a wizetrade seminar, and I don't travel more than once or twice a month.

    I understand that the company that runs their marketing only takes on one or two clients a year, and you basically have to audition for them.

    If anyone is familiar, please share.
     
    #22     Apr 20, 2003
  3. I was living in tiny one-bedroom apartment, until I stumbled upon an amazing money-making opportunity!

    By placing TINY CLASSIFIED ADDS, I was able to generate millions of dollars in revenue- all from my tiny one-bedroom apartment.

    Now I have the money to afford everything I want in life. Boats, houses, champagne, blow, hookers, you name it.

    Now I'm sharing the secrets of my amazing money making system at the low cost of....
     
    #23     Apr 21, 2003
  4. Of course there are some that do it wharf ! But as in every domain there is a sort of monopolistic protection by the cost of marketing. They use several formulas so as to touch different profiles. For the "intellectual" profile they won't use that kind of arguments but much more "serious" in fact completely opposite to the other profile. The most current phrase should be "this is not a fast money making program because they are just scams !" you should remark that if fast money making program implies it is a scam (generally) that doesn't mean on logical reasoning that a non fast money making program is not a scam but that's what short thinking would lead to. And later in their letter they would tempt you with fast money argument after saying that it is not :D

     
    #24     Apr 21, 2003
  5. A bit early in the year but what the heck...

    Winter is coming and you know what that means...Higher home heating bills. The demand for heating oil and natural gas rises every winter and youcan profit from it. If you had purchased 5 heating oil options in September and sold them in December...
     
    #25     Apr 21, 2003
  6. Babak

    Babak

    AAA

    you're killing me!! :D :D :D
     
    #26     Apr 21, 2003
  7. I loved those heating oil option ads. I mean those professional traders have NO idea that it gets cold in winter.

    The CTFC and NFA totally prohibit ads which imply that seasonal trends are a guarantee of profits which is why those ads don't exist any more.
     
    #27     Apr 21, 2003
  8. ChrisRT

    ChrisRT

    Not sure if anyone else gets this one..but "Investor Insights" seems to find me no matter what email address I use..pumping Penny stock companies in a professional looking newsletter. The reply to: field always looks like

    poiuads;flkjas;e7-098ad;lkja@investor-insights.com...

    however I can't find any "home" for them to call them and tell them they are ridiculous.

    Smart-spam companies will start the next mania.
     
    #28     Apr 21, 2003
  9. Sioux

    Sioux

    Yeah, me too puffy,

    Wasnt that Jake Berstein? My all-time favorite is the one with the long distance truckers trading pork bellies from their cell phones on the road
     
    #29     Apr 21, 2003
  10. ges

    ges

    Fear is obviously a big seller, too.

    Our economy is going to collapse and the resulting stock market crash will make 1929 look like a walk in the park. Millions of people will die of starvation and chaos will rule the day. However, there is a way to avoid disaster and I'm willing to share this secret with a few select subscribers. Learn the secrets that will allow you and your loved ones to not only survive the coming Armeggedon, but to actually PROFIT! This offer is limited time only, so you must ACT NOW! Remember it's the choice between suffering and death and a glorious new future.
     
    #30     Apr 21, 2003