In Search of God!

A trader asked "I am in search of the right God to worship. Tell me, did you make >100% gain in your trading this year? If you did, which God did you pray to? That is the God I want to worship!"

Hahaha.

By the way, anyone made >30% gain this year? What is your religion? Thanks.

 

I chant to Jesus Christ and Moses while playing with laser pointers and flashlights and Christmas lights. and embracing and collecting good luck things, and divine things....which could range from anything. -- it's truly hard to explain. -- and i make more than 100%, and I'm being modest/conservative still.
I kiss everything...kind of like Louis Winthorpe with his girlfriend's photo.

 

Wait! 100% is impressive indeed. But what is the size of your principal? $1m or $50k?

 

“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and
confidence.”
- Helen Keller

 

"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke

 

"I learned the value of hard work by working hard."
- Margaret Mead

 

"People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude."
- John C. Maxwell

 

“Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us .”
- Boris Pasternak

 

"Adversity introduces a person to themselves."
- Albert Einstein

 

"Life of this world is nothing but harmony of opposites."
- Rumi