we don't know where the lizard was born... but we suspect his dad was not american... interestingly neither geico nor the Obama team are willing to produce birth records to a court. romney is not willing to produce older tax records.. that leaves this a ryan vs biden.
Actually, I had thought about the nationality aspect as well as the age aspect. I don't think the lizard is old enough. But, the point is, in my books, most anything beats what we are being offered.