In A Three Way Race

...who would you prefer to win the election?

1. Barack Obama

2. Mitt Romney

3. The Geico lizard

 

I'd go with the lizard.

 

At least the lizard isn't a flip flopper.
He has never made a commercial for Progressive.

 

Same result.

1. Obama
2. Geico Gecko. Much more real than Romney. Just kidding.
3. Romney

Now, really, what did you expect?

 

Well, we both agree that he would be better than Romney.

Just carrying out your theme, having fun too.

 

The lizard does have business experience.
So, at the very least, he should be Romney's running mate.
Would stir up more excitement than Ryan.

 

OK, now I am laughing, good points.

 

Who can deny that the lizard makes more sense than either Obama or Romney?

 

I'd even go along with this:

President: Romney
Vice President: Obama
Fed Chairman: The Lizard

 

If we went by the popular vote instead of the "electoral college" (where'd they ever get that term from anyway?), there's no doubt that the lizard would win in a landslide.