A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY!!! AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT IS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
In addition to Saturday's event, I say we bombard porn pics of naked women to every Arabic-sounding email address. ( : / We could start sorting out by posting pics of which ones we should send right here on the forum! It is your American duty to serve your country.
i would like to point out.. anyone laughing at that should also laugh at the christian concept of NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. both are absurd cultural nonsense. don't think your culture makes sense just because it happens to be yours!
Oh! Well I'm in! I was already going to be sending GG pics of me in a bikini but never mind that! I'll do my duty as a citizen of this country and take off all my clothes and frolic freely the entire day! And just in case any of you miss it, I'll be sure and have a webcam set up.... Its not porn....IT'S FOR MY COUNTRY!!