Everytime I turn on the TV, there she is on some commercial. I can't take it anymore... It's time to go short.
I wouldn't short her stock just yet - That's not stupid. That's smart - taking advantage of your limited time in the limelight to milk it for all its worth, retire for a few beautiful years, and then plan your 'comeback' for a second helping, if only a little smaller and a bit more under your control. I need an upgrade too.