I'm in the mood for love simply because you're near me and im drunk Funny but when you're near me, I'm in the mood for drugs Heaven is in your eyes, bright as the stars we're under, let me do you and your mother Oh, is it any wonder, I'm in the mood for a bj and some more drugs Why stop to think of whether this little dream might fade, or the thought of getting laid Dont be afraid to open your mouth, you may like whats coming from the south It will be long but use your imagination, i can only tell you, its a weapon for penetration I may buy you flowers and sing you a song and give you some kisses, then you can wash my dirty dishes Get on your knees with a tooth brush in hand, scrub all my floors and clean them spic and span Then turn around and bend over and we'll do it just like Spot and Rover No we aint dogs be can act like one, im in the mood for love Sincerely The most romantic guy