Any ideas for a new hobby yet, Mr. Market? Have a look at this, the bottom of the page...are you a team player? http://www.bk.com/companyinfo/careers/rmp.aspx
There's a Plan B? I thought you already put all your money on those calls. But whatever this Plan B is (unless it involves a spatula and a patty), please let us know...so we can fade it ahead of the masses.
I thought this desperate option play was plan B with the original plan being buy and hold stocks which also failed miserably. Anyway, here's hoping that your next plan involves saving money by canceling your ISP service. The sweetest part of this is that at one point you were actually profitable on these options but were too greedy to quit while you were ahead...you know what they say about bulls, bears and pigs.