im 60 my gf is 23 — got tips? should i marry her

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by KCalhoun, Sep 17, 2024.

  1. zdreg

    zdreg

  2. Overnight

    Overnight

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    It amazes me that young women want to be with that wreck of a man. I mean, he is NOT handsome, he doesn't have dimples. and yet I am 20 years without intimacy (That is my own fault). My self is visible in this section, and I do not get hit upon by women.

    I hear that about Vegas...Women there are so lonely and horny that they will accept a KCalhoun.

    Such a tragedy,
     
  3. Ken did you meet any new hotties this week? Also I think Overnight would a good wingman, have him on your Tiktok livestream and discuss picking up women!
     
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  4. @Overnight needs to make the trip to Vegas to hook up with @KCalhoun and "learn the ropes".
     

  5. Maybe Ken can send him some of his blow up dolls so that he can practice a little before he gets to Vegas.

    :cool:
     
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  6. #Ken&Overnight




     
  7. ph1l

    ph1l

    Wait a minute -- something is fishy here!
    Since you refer to her (or is it him or some other pronoun?:)) as "my fiancee" -- not my ex-fiancée or something to that effect, we must assume you had a fiancée in 2022 which is a lot less than 20 years ago.

    I'm sure some of you out there are thinking no woman would want a man with one of those, but the truth is women like them better that way because circumcised men “last longer.”
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    So, something must have went wrong in that relationship. Don't feel so bad -- even Ken Calhoun has a few lost opportunities.

    What can the EliteTrader community do to help this stud get some action?
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    I don't know the answer, but I don't think it's this.
    :D
     
  8. KCalhoun

    KCalhoun

    lol .. key to getting laid by lots of ladies is to have a sense of humor, have a big wallet, have a big dk ur skilled with,
    and dont give a f if this one comes or goes
    i went years with no intimacy with ex wife o 25 ears, so i been making up for lost time
     
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  9. I heard the ladies call you Mr. Ed, why is that?
     
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