im 60 my gf is 23 — got tips? should i marry her

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by KCalhoun, Sep 17, 2024.

  1. Ken, when you announced to the World you were shagging Sex Dolls, I thought you'd reached the Pinnacle.
    Now following this Bird around, phone camera in hand taking upskirt pics of her to post online, you're climbing those dizzy heights again!

    #Dirtyoldperve
    #Respect
     
    #501     Apr 13, 2025
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  2. Ken be careful!


    “Feb 23, 2022 — A Thai man and his pet dog died after they both suffered heart attacks while having a threesome with a sex doll. The man was also hugging a life-sized s** doll with a dog's body and human face, which was lying next to him. Police said”



    Woman has sex toy ‘dragged through body’ during MRI scan
    A report detailing the moment a 23-year-old woman’s MRI scan goes horribly wrong has gone viral, leaving many in disbelief.

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    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/h...ws-story/d7ac723f64f339fbab031e6cbe4cbeef?amp





    PENSIONER, 77, DIES OF A HEART ATTACK MOMENTS AFTER ENTERING A SEX SHOP IN SPAIN’S ALICANTE


    https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-...after-entering-a-sex-shop-in-spains-alicante/





    A vibrator exploded my heart!
    After a mind-blowing session with her favourite sex toy, Meagan Lee, 26, ended up in a coma.
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    Meagan Lee, 26, wound up in a coma after a session with her favourite sex toy.
    • Meagan Lee was using her favourite vibrator, the Satisfyer Pro 2
    • She believed that, at the time, the sex toy had given her the ultimate orgasm
    • Searing pains in her chest later turned out to be heart pains from an aneurysm

    I lifted my head from resting on my sex buddy Cam’s chest and gave him a suggestive look he’d come to know well.

    “Already?” he chuckled. “Oh, if you insist.”


    We’d already had four rounds!

    Cam and I had met through Tinder three years earlier and loved hanging out and just having fun.

    When I’d heard about the Satisfyer Pro 2, a vibrator that gave mind-blowing orgasms, I’d raced out to buy one…”


    https://www.nowtolove.com.au/news/real-life/vibrator-exploded-my-heart/
     
    #502     Apr 15, 2025
  3. KCalhoun

    KCalhoun

    lol risk mgmt
     
    #503     Apr 16, 2025
  4. You know a thing or two about hedging!

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    #504     Apr 16, 2025
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  5. Overnight

    Overnight

    The fuck is wrong with you? Idiot.
     
    #505     Apr 16, 2025
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  6. Overnight

    Overnight

    I have already reported you in messages. If no action is taken, I'll call him on the phone. You are trolling me, which is a violation of the TOS.
     
    #506     Apr 16, 2025
  7. ph1l

    ph1l

    Who were you trolling here?
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    #507     Apr 16, 2025
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  8. I'm not sure why you keep taking exception to my Posts, but whatever it is I'm sorry.
     
    #508     Apr 16, 2025
  9. Overnight

    Overnight

    That post was made in the context of me visiting him this year. Which I did.
     
    #509     Apr 17, 2025
  10. Overnight

    Overnight

    #510     Apr 17, 2025