im 60 my gf is 23 — got tips? should i marry her

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  1. elderado

    elderado

    Today is a great day for Ken to get a vasectomy!
     
    #391     Dec 9, 2024
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  2. Note to Ken: If you do get a vaz, no need to post any pics. Just sayin.

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    #392     Dec 9, 2024
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  3. KCalhoun

    KCalhoun

    +1 you are so right!

    I am totally into this beautiful, sweet woman. We banged like gangbusters last night at the hotel. She pumped her hips up and down on top better than a pornstar. And we cuddled and had a wonderful time. im so smitten with this woman. And she says she can (and more importantly will) cook for us as well! Thats rare, most women today are too lazy to cook..

    1. I taught her how to use one of these on me, it works within 60 seconds comfortably and I HIGHLY recommend it. It's just amazing how consistently this thing works. reminds me of funny austin powers movie

      https://www.ebay.com/itm/3053221423...0038139808&itmmeta=01JEP362QMZDP4WQQVA0V45BH4

      its fucking amazing, just put a bit of spit or lube on the opening, rest the head of ur guy on the hole, turn it on by pressing the little left button and within 60 seconds it's gently pulled you in and made you massive. Unfickigbelievable how well it works. Just $32 . best $30 ive spent in my life

    I asked her if I could invite my trading buddies to today's wedding and she said yes!

    You are all invited to see me marry this sexy, sweet chocolate candy today at Riverside County Courthouse... come out and talk shit or just have fun... time tbd but likely late morning or early afternoon. I am jubilant. Ill post time as soon as i know.

    Her body is smooth and tight, I gave her a full body massage with lubriderm, including a foot massage. Im a lucky son of a gun, she is just dayem. her nipples are perfect, and her shaved kitty. Remember from Pulp Fiction when Sam Jackson and Travolta were talking about foot massages?... "I got my technique down and everything" lol

    she likes to spoon, as do i.

    and she has a soft girly voice and doesnt talk much. We have Lots in common, like music, tv shows, travel etc

    Shell be 23 later this month and I'll be 61 in January. BOOM.

    Flawless life Victory
     
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    #393     Dec 9, 2024
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  4. She will be wearing white at the wedding as a symbol of chastity and purity, right? Not sayin's she can't still be wearing black fishnets underneath.

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    #394     Dec 9, 2024
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  5. KCalhoun

    KCalhoun

    whats so sexy is she looks young but has a mouth like a sailor lol.

    I ask her to talk dirty to me and she does, plus roleplays etc. im in heaven/

    And I'll be a great partner for her, being sweet and caring. She said I'm like a big teddy bear :D

    this one, i keep for life

    re wedding idk, we're just doing the city hall thing today, then fancy one spring

    i should wear red vs white bc of all the pipe i've laid. and I tested neg for hiv/stds so im clean
     
    #395     Dec 9, 2024
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  6. Don't tell her about the blow up dolls. She already has to put up with you doing the Trump Dance after an orgasm. Give the girl a break.

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    #396     Dec 9, 2024
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  7. KCalhoun

    KCalhoun

    here we are… we’re both younger than we look!

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    #397     Dec 9, 2024

  8. You can’t make this up!

     
    #398     Dec 9, 2024
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  9. newwurldmn

    newwurldmn

    My wife and i eloped to vegas and did city hall. I regret it. We should have done an Elvis wedding
     
    #399     Dec 9, 2024
  10. themickey

    themickey

    Cracking me up Ken :)
     
    #400     Dec 9, 2024
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