im 60 my gf is 23 — got tips? should i marry her

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by KCalhoun, Sep 17, 2024.

  1. Darc

    Darc

    My last word on the matter ... maybe.

    @KCalhoun why aren't you even considering a Porn career?

    You love a camera (and the camera loves you).
    You're a Perv. No sin in that.
    The money you make from selling those vids could fund your continued debauchery.
    You say the sex is good for your ailment.
    I doubt you can have a long term relationship with a 23 year old, sorry.
    Ken Calhoun Porn Star, sounds great (but even I'm starting to go old on the idea now)

    It'd also breathe life back into this Thread, otherwise we have to go back to our miserable lives.
     
    #321     Nov 12, 2024
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  2. He might be struggling with withdrawl symptoms, now that his young bride is no longer getting him nice and relaxed every day. You know, pacing the room, getting the shakes, smoking heavily...
     
    #322     Nov 12, 2024
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  3. KCalhoun

    KCalhoun

    its back on…. im getting lost myself and its My story lol….. the plot thickens… well im really happy if she stays…

    lesson learned #5. dont try to figure out sexy young women, just enjoy the rides :D

    #6: trading is like dating young women: unpredictable and expensive af but worth it x10
     
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    #323     Nov 12, 2024
  4. Overnight

    Overnight

    LOL!
     
    #324     Nov 12, 2024
  5. Overnight

    Overnight

    You are correct! I'm an odd bird, and I think this is so because I have permament writer's block. It is very frustrating, so I vent in various ways. :-(
     
    #325     Nov 12, 2024
  6. Overnight

    Overnight

    I'll fuck you up in chess, friend. I don't open with gambits.
     
    #326     Nov 12, 2024
  7. themickey

    themickey

    Sex addiction is a terrible addiction. How does one escape it?
     
    #327     Nov 12, 2024
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  8. Darc

    Darc

    Is it a Sex Addiction or just a choice?

    Hasn't Ken gone a Week or two without this Girl?

    Unless he's been boinking other Birds or yanking his Chain in the meantime.
     
    #328     Nov 13, 2024
  9. I thought our goal in trading was to keep our strategies to highest probability possible and the lowest risk. Ken, that’s going the opposite direction of your teaching as a trading coach.
     
    #329     Nov 13, 2024
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  10. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    "What Stays In Vegas"
    Scene IV:

    Queenie sends Ken down to CVS to pick up some Kit-Kats and Astro-Lube, saunters over to his monitors hoping to watch a quick he-she vid, and discovers they are plastered with numbers and colorful charts with $ signs at the top of them. With a gleam in her eye, Queenie embraces this strange new porn and starts starts clicking on things and hitting "enter."

    Ken returns home to find he has had his best trading day ever. Their bond grows stronger.
     
    #330     Nov 13, 2024
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