It is totally fucked up how you get these women, because not only are you an outcast sponsor, but you are, in a word, ugly. How the hell you get these women is incredible. Must be the Vegas atmosphere. *shrugs* More power to you, friendo.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Darc? Idiot? Nobody needs to know the size of Ken Calhoun's penis. If you had any experience with women, you'd know that is not about size, but how you use it. You are such a newbie when it comes to women.
Thanks for sharing. Have you thought about flying to Vegas and hooking up with @KCalhoun Letting Ken teach you to relax a little, "get your Pimp on"? You really strike me/us as someone who needs to chill a little. Ken, you'd be prepared to be Overnight's "Life Coach" wouldn't you (maybe even get him laid)?
Ah wait, you're not Ghey are you (coz TrailerparkTed is)? Not that there's anything wrong with that ... apparently.
I am not gay. I am heterosexual. You are too fucking stupid to know what that term means, so look it up. You have no idea of the minefield you'd step in, so step-off.
Ted's not gay lol, unless he switched teams after wife #3 took him to the cleaners. (or was it #4 JJ?) Because Darc is casting Ken for a porno movie. Try to keep up.
Ken has previously claimed to having a big "engulfing candle", in this very Thread even. But if there's one thing @KCalhoun has an Aptitude for it's being a Porn Star. I just want him to be all he can be.
I am giving up on Overnight, the diving in head first on Ken’s fantasy and spazzing out after Narc toy’s with him, not cool. I don’t think Narc will invite ON on a casting call to Romancing the Bone 3 or Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2.