im 60 my gf is 23 — got tips? should i marry her

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by KCalhoun, Sep 17, 2024.

  1. Sounds like an "all you can eat" luncheon arrangement too.

    Most likely Ken will take a doggy bag home too.

    Message to Ken: Woof! woof!

    :cool:
     
    #151     Oct 25, 2024
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  2. zdreg

    zdreg

    I had a friend who smoked a cigar after the dinner. Then he would ask the mom+ daughter to draw straws for the bedroom rendezvous. I never asked what happened if the straws were of equal size.
     
    #152     Oct 25, 2024
  3. We might have to do an intervention with Ken if the father shows up and wants in too.

    Just sayin, in Las Vegas too much is never enough.
     
    #153     Oct 25, 2024
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  4. zdreg

    zdreg

    Diddy Combs agrees with you.:D
     
    #154     Oct 25, 2024
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  5. Nine_Ender

    Nine_Ender

    Biggest winner here was his ex who cashed out before he flames out. She got out at the literal top, minus whatever he lost in UVXY the last few years. You might also note that like with his trading, Ken makes a lot of claims on here about what is about to happen and it almost never happens.
     
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    #155     Oct 25, 2024
  6. Move to the D.R. already, cheaper wifebeaters and hooks.
     
    #156     Oct 25, 2024
  7. ph1l

    ph1l

    If he really wanted to impress us, he would bring in the grandmother for a hat trick.:D
     
    #157     Oct 25, 2024
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  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Reminds me of the following ---

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    A man in his 20's and a few of his friends were at a bar for drinks when a lady in her mid to late 40's started to buy him drinks. Throughout the coarse of the night she kept insisting he go back to her place just around the corner.

    The man was reluctant but his friends were encouraging him to do it and in a final attempt to lure him back the lady offered him some mother-daughter action if he joins her.

    All excited, he follows the lady's lead back to her house. Once home she proceeds to light some candles and put some sensual music on and then started passionately kissing him.

    The man thinks he has been tricked when the lady stops and says I'm forgetting something, she walks over to the stairs and yells out to upstairs, "hey mum I've got one".
     
    #158     Oct 25, 2024
  9. That would be a lot for Ken to deal with.

    He may end out getting charged with assault with a dead weapon.

    :cool:
     
    #159     Oct 25, 2024
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  10. Darc

    Darc

    @KCalhoun make the Video, Ken. Send it in as an audition tape to the porn production houses.

    If they reject it, you can always sell it to one of those x websites.


    Ken Calhoun Porn Star
    , I can respect that! This other stuff gets told every second day in every workplace lunchroom the World over.
     
    #160     Oct 25, 2024