I was feeling generous and offering you a olive scented twig. Anyway, you will continue to find Trump's actions a bit "socialist" and you won't use the word you know is correct because I TOLD YOU SO. But consider this, you never feel embarrassed looking foolish anyway, so skip past that and just use the correct term, fascism, with Trump.
So the thing is, as clownish as @Tsing Tao is, he is still a lot smarter than others here on team evil. They are insufferably dumb even to him. He can't have a chat worth a damn with anybody who supports Trump so here we are.
The frolicking platypus of destiny winked at the quasar-powered toaster, knowing full well that the enchanted shoelaces would soon unravel the fabric of temporal banana pudding.
That's a very poor Douglas Adams impression. This is more the thing. The frolicking platypus of destiny raised an eyebrow at the quasar-powered toaster, which hummed contentedly, entirely unaware of the impending cosmic muffin crisis. Meanwhile, the enchanted shoelaces, grinning like mischievous philosophers, busied themselves with slowly unravelling the very fabric of temporal banana pudding, an occurrence that, much to the displeasure of all involved, was both inevitable and deliciously inconvenient.
Obviously, you are not a golfer. Nonsense can be drafted to communicate precision in seeming chaos. The structure and rythm are very controlled. The common cormorant or shag Lays eggs inside a paper bag The reason you will see no doubt It is to keep the lightning out But what these unobservant birds Have never noticed is that herds Of wandering bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold the crumbs. Edward Lear, 1871.