If your ass burns and you wipe and get some blood.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by KINGOFSHORTS, Feb 5, 2010.

  1. Colorectal cancer is the #2 killer of Americans over the age of 50.
    It killed Katie Couric's husband at age 42.

    You need to go see a gastrointestinal doctor and get a colonoscopy.
    You will be sedated, so it won't be that big of a deal. However, you have to drink 8 ounces of this liquid "cleaning" agent every 10 minutes for nearly 2 hours in order to clean yourself out so that the colo procedure has a good chance at identifying colorectal cancer, or pre-cancerous lesions. That part, and recovering after the sedation with all of the nausea is the worst part.

    Interesting to note, Exact Sciences (EXAS) is a publicly traded company on the Nasdaq trading at $3.76 that is working on a non-invasive colorectal cancer screening test that uses 3 DNA markers to identify colorectal cancer, and precancerous lesions. Their Validation Study is about to begin, but management is on record as indicating that there will be an 85% sensitivity towards detecting CRC. They have an extensive patent portfolio, and their methylated vimentin DNA marker has a patent on it till 2024.

    A new management team was brought in 11 months ago by the Board to make this happen. They were head of a company called Third Wave Technology that developed and gained FDA approval for a cervical cancer test (HPV). The company was acquired by Hologic for $568 million dollars, one year before FDA approval of its screening test.

    So instead of getting screened for a very INVASIVE procedure like a Colo... you simply have a small 8 gram piece of your stool sent to the lab in a 50 ml test tube once every 3 years... should you test positive, THEN you go get the colo, which runs $1800.00 and usually keeps you out of work for a full day.

    This is a $1.2 BILLION DOLLAR MARKET PLACE in the US!

    Anyone interested in Exact Sciences should go to their website and check out the presentation by the CEO at the Piper Jaffray Healthcare Conference back on December 5th. You can find it in their Investor Relations section of their website. Only takes about 15 minutes to listen to.

    Very informative.

    http://exactsciences.com/

    Please conduct your own due-diligence.
     
    #11     Feb 7, 2010
  2. I might add when you complete the test the Dr will give you a glossy 8 x 10 photo of your colon and a certificate of achievement suitable for framing.

    I posted mine on line along with assorted family photo's. Sharing is caring.:D
     
    #12     Feb 7, 2010
  3. This can be a serious issue or symptomatic of hemorrhoids.
    If you have the latter then you typically have dietary deficiencies in fiber as well.

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    Great Books on health, diet and disease:
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    Most Americans have toxic bowels likely due to poor diet.

    Even if that is the case and it usually is ... get to a doctor and get yourself checked out.

    Learn what you have done to get your body damaged. Stop that and improve your health through proper diet.

    Be wary of doctors but use them to identify the level of threat your body is experiencing.
     
    #13     Feb 7, 2010
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    Damn! That'd have to be some power wiping. Drag some butt wipe over your rectum hard enough to draw blood? Maybe if you sat on a 2x4 or something but just a plain ol' wipe?

    Guess you don't have any stains on your rear since you're removing a layer or two of skin on every sit down. LOL.
     
    #14     Feb 7, 2010
  5. morganist

    morganist Guest

    you don't have to do it that hard just a lot. or have rough paper.
     
    #15     Feb 7, 2010
  6. Trish

    Trish

    Where are you?
    If you take a holistic approach:

    True North in Santa Rosa, CA. is a fasting clinic.
    http://www.healthpromoting.com/node/5

    Australia if you are that far? Fasting clinic
    http://www.alecburton.com/about/alec-burton/

    I have heard several experts in person over 25 years at vegan conventions I attend now and then in Hallandale, Florida. They have dealt with patients who experience all the health issues you can think of at their fasting clinics. Fasting is not starvation. It is a carefully monitored alternative method. I met people who decided this route after they were done with Westernized medicine and are very healthy.
     
    #16     Feb 8, 2010
  7. If when you wipe and the blood is bright red. Go get some preparation H and don't worry about it. If however if the blood is dark red go see your Dr. yesterday.

    Edit: Or simply go to CVS and buy some "Stool Paper." When you wipe put some on the paper and it will detect blood in the stool verses blood on the pucker hole. Blood in the stool = bad. Blood on the pucker = don't worry about it.


     
    #17     Feb 8, 2010
  8. Yeah it was bright red. Although its gone and the ass burn as well.
     
    #18     Feb 8, 2010
  9. If it's bright red it's external bleeding. You either wiped too hard or you have a hemorrhoid. Go to the doctor if it keeps happening or if it bothers you.

    If it's dark red, it's internal bleeding, and most likely much more serious. Go to the doctor ASAP.
     
    #19     Feb 8, 2010
  10. Or... he got bent over by Johann.
    :D
     
    #20     Feb 9, 2010