"If you think you actually own the crypto you buy on Coinbase, you are absolutely wrong." ...?

answer: EXPECTED inflation in the country specific fiat relative to the Expected return of the BTC

 

um. BTC/ETH. once the fiat is converted, it's crypto for crypto. what's a gold bar buy? the crypto is attempting to become a store of value.

 

When it cost 100K BTC to buy 2 pizzas, 'round these parts it cost 20 USD.

Today that same 20 USD will buy 1.9 pizzas. There's something wrong with your idea about inflation in the country-specific fiat.

 

You are still here???

Sucker...