If you have an idea that might save America...

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Option Trader, Feb 23, 2009.

  1. ...who do you share it with? Is there any way one can get paid for it? Please share any alid avenue--but if you want to joke or share cynical comments, please do it about less serious things. .:)
  2. What might save America would never sell politically..
  3. The Dude is wise!
  4. America does not need saving. The quest for perfect life is admirable. S***t happens no matter your intentions. Get a bigger shovel. And ENJOY the ride.
  5. TGregg


    I can tell you what they will try - massive deficeit spending, huge tax increases and nationalization of some (all?) of the banks.

    Just because this never ever works doesn't mean it won't this time with such a swell group of guys in charge, right? :p
  6. It could work, if the one in charge is infinitely wise and infinitely good. Who can that be? None I know.
  7. Humpy


    My guess is you got a whizzo scheme to save America ?

    OK lets have it !

    As for getting paid ? As John Mc used to say " YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS !! "

    You gets paid for agreeing with the head man - not telling him
  8. Afraid that's right. Americans don't want to hear or believe, "things are the way they are because the Gummint/Powers WANT them this way"... still true.
  9. real simple

    quit borrowing from foreign nations to spend $275,000 per job in a job creation program, that we give to foreign workers at the rate of 140,000 per month

    wont solve all our problems, but it's a start

    patient "doc, i have this terrible pain in my foot."

    doc "well, quit pounding your foot with a fucking hammer - DUH!"
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    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has made a startling discovery in
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    The new element, Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant
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    atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
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    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
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    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay,
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    In fact, Governmentium' s mass will actually increase over time, since
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    morass.but, not hypothetical is the location of Governmentium.deposits
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    #10     Feb 23, 2009