If you could have any job, what would it be?

Discussion in 'Psychology' started by gotta_trade, Apr 23, 2003.

  1. Mecro

    Mecro

    hugh hefner
     
    #11     Apr 23, 2003
  2. i wanna be jon dohnson of "miami vice" :-/


    There's trouble on the street tonight, I can feel it in my bones
    I had a premonition that he should not go alone
    I knew the gun was loaded, but I didn't think he'd kill
    Everything exploded, and the blood began to spill
    So baby, here's your ticket, and the suitcase in your hand
    Here's a little money, now we'll do it just the way we planned
    You be cool for twenty hours, and I'll pay you twenty grand
    I'm sorry it went down like this, but someone had to lose
    It's the nature of the business, it's the smugglers' blues

    The sailors and the pilots, the soldiers and the law
    The payoffs and the ripoffs and the things nobody saw
    Don't matter if it's heroin, cocaine or hash,
    You've got to carry weapons 'cause you always carry cash
    There's lots of shady characters and lots of dirty deals
    Every name's an alias in case somebody squeals
    It's the lure of easy money, it's got a very strong appeal
    Perhaps you'd understand it better standing in my shoes
    It's the ultimate enticement, it's the smugglers' blues

    You see it in the headlines, you hear it every day
    They say they're gonna stop it, but it doesn't go away
    They move it through Miami and sell it in LA
    They hide it up in Telluride, I mean it's here to stay
    It's propping up the governments in Columbia and Peru
    You ask any D.A., man, they'll say there's nothing we can do
    From the office of the president right down to me and you
    Me and you
    It's a losing proposition, but one you can't refuse
    It's the politics of contraband, it's the smugglers' blues :-/

     
    #12     Apr 23, 2003
  3. gms

    gms

    It's a combination of the best things I've noticed.

    I'd like to be a pampered housecat

    (nap, get fed, get stroked)

    who is a musician

    (sleep late, have fun, drink while you work, get all the girls)

    owns a home remodeling business

    (lucrative, no need to actually return phone calls)

    and works as a stud in porn films

    (I have to explain???!!!?? Sex with good looking women AND get paid)
     
    #13     Apr 23, 2003
  4. I would like to be know throughout Hollywood as the behind the scenes guy. Only know by the powerfull people and not the general public. And the reason that they would know me is because I owned THE most successfull firm on Wall Street that dealt with retail, daytrading, and that type of stuff. Have all the stars and producers begging me to take their money. MUHAHAHAHA!!!

    Now thats having a lot of power.
     
    #14     Apr 23, 2003
  5. Dream job.......

    for me it doesn't really matter what I do, that's just an incidental.

    More important is how much money I pull down. A yearly salary of 7 figures suits me just fine, thank you.

    Just a thought,

    triple
     
    #15     Apr 23, 2003
  6. canuck

    canuck

    F1 driver would be awesome. These guys, like schumacher, are gods all over the world, not to mention he makes a cool $100 mil a year.....Have you seen the girls these guys get? And they all live in Monaco...tough life:D
     
    #16     Apr 23, 2003
  7. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    Professional mattress tester?
    for the benefits of plenty of sleep
    and relaxation.........

    Music to the ears of this insomniac.
     
    #17     Apr 23, 2003
  8. omcate

    omcate

    Astronaut. Love to work at the space station. Feel cool to throw cargos around with one hand under zero gravity.

    :p :p :p
    :D :D :D
     
    #18     Apr 23, 2003
  9. I would not mind Alan Greenspan's job. The guy does not do shit. Just makes vague statements and everyone follows him. He kind of reminds me the movie "Being There".
     
    #19     Apr 23, 2003

  10. gee sys


    you guys are a bunch of stiffs :-/
     
    #20     Apr 23, 2003