Now that you've had your hopes dashed, my advice to you is to play the Jack Hershey theme song repeatedly while looking to this image of Jack for the answers. <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2441246> <object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JT2dufDmMR4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JT2dufDmMR4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object>
In all seriousness though, no matter how hard people try, please, please do not stop. I can't tell you how great it is to mess with a bunch of mentally deranged stalkers. This site would be pretty boring without at least a few lunatics. If you guys find something else that makes you go mental like captain crunch or Zack from saved by the bell, I'd be pretty upset for a few days but eventually I'd get over it. I will also do my best to talk Jack out of getting a restraining order on you guys. HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!!! PLEASE KEEP'EM COMING!
Don't worry, we won't. You think we're lunatics and Jack isn't because... you're one yourself? Oh yeah that would go far... I can see it now: "your honor my client, Jack Hershey, should be able to troll for newbies with whatever fairy tales he can imagine and without anyone doubting his demented claims, even though he's been playing pied piper on the internet for over 10 years and returned -24% in a trading contest..."
LOL, oh no he didn't say that Trader666!#!! (sorry, I can't be bothered to actually read the posts of a multi-alias troll). That's hysterical ... especially because here's what the professional traders on the site think: atticus thinks he's schizo TSGanGalt thinks he's a fucking idiot (my vote) lindq thinks he's an asshole (my vote 2) and jbt think's an annoying bore So yeah, I hope he hurry up and get that restraining order ... because it's going to say that jack hershey has to stay the hell away from here!!! :eek: +5
jbt had some great lines: Jack thank you for your wisdom but please use it on another thread. I already asked you to get off here. It's like listening to rantings of a raving lunatic that sits on a Broadway bench in front of my building. Again, this is a REAL world trading thread, not some useless magical mumbo jumbo that you sputter. So as Jack Nicholson once "Sell crazy somewhere else. lady"
Funny, that exact same sentiment is mirrored by (yet another) professional trader on the Board: Link P.S. Looks like someone is going to get their ass laughed off the site as well as kicked off for posting gay porn and nasty trash talking (the pix were no doubt his personal favorite).
Hell, they both need to sell crazy somewhere else. Restraing order ... bring it on moron, bring it on. I can't wait to show them this post from one of jack hershey's main students. ROTFLMAO! :eek: