"I'd Like To Go In And See President Hillary Clinton"

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by AAAintheBeltway, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Sometimes a forwarded joke is worth repeating.


    One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House
    from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a
    park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I
    would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

    The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and
    doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
    The following day, the same man approached the White House and
    said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with
    President Hillary Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir,
    as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't
    reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away . . .

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
    to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet
    with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably
    agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this
    is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
    Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
    Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
    understand?"

    The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love
    hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted,
    and said, "See you tomorrow."
     
  2. Pathus

    Pathus

    LOL