I pay that in a day sometimes. How does one go about getting a Key Account? I did a quick google search and nothing came up.
Indeed. It sounds like an "off-menu" service. Like the old AMEX card stuff. You were never invited to the black-card club. You just had to know of it and ask for it specifically. If you had the financial means, you got in.
Both their direct KAS and toll-free numbers still go to some generic recording saying they are busy and then it just hangs up.