IB does not send out monthly PAPER statement, what if some thing happens to you?

Discussion in 'Interactive Brokers' started by dabao91, Nov 27, 2007.

  1. dabao91

    dabao91


    If he provides his username and password I'll mail him a monthly statement for under $100 a month (PM me for the exact rate). I'll even throw in the yearly statement for free. And if you're one of the first 100 messages I receive, I'll sign you up on prison dating mailing lists for free!!!! You really can't beat this deal ...



    Well, you do not have his STP device .......................
     
    #21     Nov 27, 2007
  2. dabao91

    dabao91


    If he provides his username and password I'll mail him a monthly statement for under $100 a month (PM me for the exact rate). I'll even throw in the yearly statement for free. And if you're one of the first 100 messages I receive, I'll sign you up on prison dating mailing lists for free!!!! You really can't beat this deal ...


    and if what happen you died before (or after or at same time) him ..............
    :p :p :p
     
    #22     Nov 27, 2007
  3. Engrish preeze!!
     
    #23     Nov 27, 2007
  4. dabao91

    dabao91

    Of what if your house is burned down and all print out are gone and you are dead ¡K¡K¡K¡K
     
    #24     Nov 27, 2007
  5. Thanks for the funniest thread I've seen in ages.

    1. Use the f'ing printer
    2. Leave the f'ing paper at your lawyers with your will.
    3. If that doesn't fill you with confidence leave the second copy with your wife's mother.

    Stop worrying.
     
    #25     Nov 27, 2007
  6. and let go of that pipe....
     
    #26     Nov 27, 2007
  7. dabao91

    dabao91


    2. Leave the f'ing paper at your lawyers with your will.
    3. If that doesn't fill you with confidence leave the second copy with your wife's mother.


    What if you are single, or you just do not want your wife's mother to discuss (know) your financial detail???

    What oif you do not have a lawyers or will?
     
    #27     Nov 27, 2007
  8. BSAM

    BSAM

    The dude should be way more worrried about what would happen to his dog.
     
    #28     Nov 27, 2007
  9. If you had ANY assets worth protecting, you would have a lawyer.

    STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR $5000 PIKER ACCOUNT AT IB.

    It's obvious you have so little to worry about or you would have already contacted an attorney and this is a moot point.
     
    #29     Nov 27, 2007
  10. What if you get divorced and your wife's mother has a copy of all your statements????:confused: :confused:

    Wife's divorce attorney will love that! lol

    :D j/k

    That's why you incorporate, right? That way it's your coroporations money you're keeping up with, and not your money or salary...lol
     
    #30     Nov 27, 2007