Then leave bitch and stop wasting their resources. Let TP run his magnificent company and you can fu$k off and place your 1000 dollars in a E-trade account where you can call customer service all day long and moan. People like you who waste IB's time piss me off.
I heard a few weeks ago that one of the major cell phone companies fired thousands of their customers because they were too much trouble. This is what IB should do.