I Won !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to the track yesterday and while I was there I was given a race card.

I'm going to use it tomorrow to get extra benefits.

 

The moon walks into a bar.

The bartender asks: "Why the long phase?"

 

A black horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the wrong race?"

 

An overzealous police officer walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long taze?"

 

A cello player walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long case?"

 

A clown walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long shoelace?"

 

An Elite Trader walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long fade?"

Alright, I'm out!

 

A law enforcement technician from any suspense movie involving any kind of phone communication walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long trace?".

Now I'm out...

P.S. I will be accepting donations later!

 

Lornz




03-31-12 11:29 AM



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Quote from Lornz:

A clown walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long shoelace?"
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An Elite Trader walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long fade?"

Alright, I'm out!

wow... those are two great jokes..

I really like the "long fade" joke

 

Not to be confused with the Quantum Superposition position -- a secret only top traders know about.