I Won !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no , not the mega millions, a $2 show bet at Aqueduct.

 

Good for you! At least now you know what it feels to win something -- anything...

 

Ticket paid $2.20, nice roi.

 

1st place - Bodacious Ta Ta's
2nd place - No Fat Chicks

"She's Easy" finishes 3rd pays $2.20

 

You should buy that horse..

 

A woman walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Why the long face?"

Woman says: "My mother was raped by a horse"

 

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That's funny...

18 to farty two.

 

I lost all my savings betting on Massive Bereavement...

 

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face"?

You killed the joke