http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/10/i_went_to_wharton_it_goes_with.php => âI Went To Wharton. It Goes Without Saying That You Should Want To Fuck Me.â Is probably what corporate financier/thespian John Fitzgerald would say to girls in bars, if he could find the blank space to add ârepel females on dry landâ to a To Do list already jam-packed with higher-priority pursuits, like acting as the poster child for late-term abortions and bench pressing, by his own estimation, over 1200 lbs, 4 times a week, at LA Fitness. For now, heâs relegated to doing so in this glorious land we call the internet, where totally unjustified arrogance is encouraged, and saying stuff like âI have an MBA from the top school in the countryâ and was rated an â8.9 on Hot or Notâ can get you laid. Or, maybe, not. Hereâs one little correspondence Fitzyâwho is more than likely a friend and sometime wingman of âgolden childâ Chip Bierbaumâhad with young lady not too long ago. A must read ! Ha, ha, ha ....LOL !