I want to turn $1 to $10,000,000 in 1 month

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by congoboy, Mar 2, 2008.

  1. congoboy


    Hello people, me knows this sound dumb. but me can do it. First i will take that 1 american dollar and go to ameritrade to open an account. I already have all the cash saved up. It's sitting in me pockets next to me nuts.

    Then i will go on an adventerous path to turn 1 lousy dollar to 10m. I will do all this by follwing my mentor timothy sykes advise. He is a great genius for turining 12k to 2m. I even have his photo lamanited so it doesn't get dirty. I pray to it every morning after shower and before wearing any clothes. after my rituals, i rub me testicles to warm up and get set to trade.

    Please wish me luck in my endevare.
  2. By a Powerball ticket for better results.
  3. you are already 1/8th the way there (if you look at it on a log scale)
  4. cold


    how does one get in such a sorry state like our boy TTIMMMAAAYYYYYYYYY

    that is the question

    Timay should give speeches in school to prevent kids from turning out like this
  5. The lamination was a great idea.
  6. If you do it one Million ET traders will kiss your ass in downtown new york in front of NYSE. Otherwise they will ... to you.
  7. :confused:
  8. lol 10/10 parody
  9. congo style?