He started this sht from NY at 3am on MethBull and Doritos. Walter Mitty is desperate to chime in but he can’t post until 8am Hawaii time or it would appear suss.
I am not in Hawaii. Let me tell you about my exciting weekend… drove my kids to InNOut at 10pm for #1. I had a double animal style, spread only. A drunk high roller offered to buy my shoes. I wanted to use the drive thru, but there were more than 40 cars, double lanes. Got home, did some gunsmithing (hobbyist) and did a trail ride with headlamp. I am going to grab some coffee and work on skews and switches. No Hawaiian proxies or epiphanies. Start a fire and stare.
I wanted to go to Crazy D's Chicken, but the kids are obsessed. Fries were over done. Group of New Yorkers parked in the handicap spot while this (appeared to be) 90yo couple had to walk from their car parked on the street. She sat down next to me waiting for her order and remarked that all the handi-spots were full. Sheriff's deputy was in there and I mentioned that the couple had to park on the street so the cop waited by the window for the clowns to get in the NY-plated SUV. Wrote them a $250 ticket.
I think it was him who promised once to take student's ego and brake it in half, then put it back. Don't remember exactly but sounded bit like bdsm.