I need to figure out how to sell one item a million times

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by J Ski, May 2, 2012.

  1. Hmnnn......raffle......:cool: .....(ding ding ding) stay tuned while I research Enron
     
    #11     May 2, 2012
  2. A young Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

    "Well, then, just give me my money back."

    "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    "OK, then. Just unload the donkey."

    "What ya gonna do with him?"

    "I'm going to raffle him off."

    "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with the Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece, and made a profit of $898."

    "Didn't anyone complain?"

    "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
     
    #12     May 2, 2012
  3. How would a gay venture capitalist help the op?
     
    #13     May 2, 2012
  4. HFT buys and sells for .00000001 cent. Same idea

    Selling something a million times is not the hard part.

    Not losing a million trying to make it happen IS, else, even the nitwits here would be millionaires, and they aint.

    Shit have I really posted over 15,000 times here . fuck.
     
    #14     May 2, 2012
  5. J Ski

    J Ski

    Looking for an item to sell, and then figure out how to sell at least a million of them.
    I have read about drop shippers, where you market the product and the order goes to a
    distributor, that then packs and ships the item.
    As was pointed out, returns for lost, damaged items could become an issue.
    Also, if the drop shipper , is not reputable, then there's a whole other problem to deal with.
     
    #15     May 3, 2012
  6. euclid

    euclid

    #16     May 3, 2012
  7. J Ski

    J Ski

    I didn't know the HFT trades on that kind of basis.

    Hear you on losing, that part I'm feeling pretty bad at this moment.
    Let one stupid trade get away from me, because I went out of town to work, and missed the market a few days.
     
    #17     May 3, 2012